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Wednesday, February 04, 2004
Well, I'm back...it's been a couple of months since my last post. Things have died down a lot...a lot more. There just hasn't been anything to say, nothing to say now really.
Actually, this blog is pretty much pointless. No one reads it, except maybe Sam after I tell her I posted a new post. But other than that, it's pretty dead here. Sigh. I'm gonna rip out some things in this blog and maybe archive a couple of things.
Posted at 01:51 am by gtx570
Friday, November 07, 2003
Summer Sausage
"Is that a summer sausage in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
..."No, actually it's a summer sausage."..."Oh."....<fart>.
Friends
Soferree a.ka. Sam. Good 'ol Sam. She just doesn't know what to do with her summer sausages and sporks (long story). Anyways, I stole this pic of her when she wasn't looking...well...kinda, and I ran it through Adobe and made it look
kick-ass. Ok...it doesn't look that great, but it's cool enough. Anyways I just decided to post that pic here, and write about Sam.
Sam and I have known eachother for years now. She lives in...I know where she lives, I just don't want to tell you guys...really. That's it. But seriously. So yea...we talk pretty much everyday and she just got herself a new webcam -- she danced with a summer sausage, and then died laughing in the floor. The rest I have censored for the viewing audience. ((who I know will leave me messages...)) and I think that was the night I gave birth to a green pillow. It was one hell of a night. But nights like those are the good nights that make you think about how it's great to have good friends. So I decided to type a small poem :
Sam you're cool, and not a fool
You're way too cool, to tie your shoe.
Same you're nice, and have no lice! Hey guess what? I have mice!
I dont have to say it twice,
You're freakin awesome - now let's have some Slice®. ((Mmm...quench your thirst.))
« Remix »
Ok, that's all for now - I am going to bed now. And try to sleep. So until next time <<peace>>
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Posted at 04:27 am by gtx570
Thursday, November 06, 2003
Wanna Ride?
Not much is going on right now. I have been looking at Ferrari kit cars online. Replicas. One day I want to get a Ferrari Replica - it wouldn't be a real Ferrari, but it would look just like one, and no one would ever know the difference! ever! Anywho. I want a Ferrari F355...there's a lot of different versions...hardtop...T-Top...and convertable. But I think I want a black one. I could get a 'turnkey' which is one that's already built, and costs about 20,000$. Which is cheap...compared to paying a million dollars for a REAL one. So yea...that's what I want to do. Get a Ferrari.
::: UPDATE ::: ( 4-2-04 )
I have decided that I no longer want a Ferrari kit car, mostly because it's a waste of money for a car that doesn't perform well, ie - handling, ect.
Nice eh? There's one's that look different than this, but this is basically what I want.
Posted at 01:13 am by gtx570
Tuesday, November 04, 2003
Posted at 04:12 pm by gtx570
Saturday, September 20, 2003
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny
iprmoatnt tihng is that the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it
wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey
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lol, I had a friend send me this. good times.
Posted at 01:10 am by gtx570
Posted at 01:03 am by gtx570
Tuesday, September 16, 2003
Look like my image server is down...
Posted at 06:44 pm by gtx570
Thursday, September 11, 2003
I don't really have anything important to say...but I thought it would be cool to use this background/layout.
I just got done emailing Kaycee, she's been busy lately. So yea. I am about ready to go to bed right now. And....I really don't have anything to type. Which really makes this gigantic box a waste....but...I might re-use this again, and change the text in here later today. I think I can do that without anyone noticing...unless you're reading this right now...then it kinda really foils my plans. You know, I could just keep this if I went on with my incessant ramblins. you know, I like incessant ramblins. Which reminds me, what ever happened to Jessica? I think her and what his name...It was a weird name....Tod...Tap..something....oh yea, it was Tad. Freak-o. Ha ha...I'm just kidding if you're reading this Jess....and I'm not if you're not. But anyways.
Looks like the incessant rambling is working out pretty well. If you ask me, I think I'm quite good at going on about absolutely nothing for hours on end. Like this one time, at Sample Lady Stalking College. I think it was in the Everglades. Yea, but anyways.....I'm bored...really more tired than bored. |
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Posted at 05:21 am by gtx570
Posted at 03:44 am by gtx570
Russians, Reality TV, and James Bond
Ok, I have been having some rather interesting conversations with people from different countries. So, I decided to post most of the conversation I had with this Russian guy. I lost the first part of the conversation, but not much was said. He is apparently a IT Professional, and he owns a BMW.
Lord Phoenix (2:44 AM) :
i'm a bit busy, see you later .....
i would like only to ask
when do american guys get first sexual experience generally ?
gtx570 (2:45 AM) :
lol...depends if they know how to type in 'boobies' in a search engine! lol
Lord Phoenix (2:46 AM) :
what does it meam, boobies ? prostitute ?
gtx570 (2:47 AM) :
umm
Lord Phoenix (2:47 AM) :
?
gtx570 (2:47 AM) :
lol
gtx570 (2:47 AM) :
ok...
gtx570 (2:47 AM) :
see...
gtx570 (2:47 AM) :
lol....oh geez. give me a sec
gtx570 (2:48 AM) :
ok
(o) (o) -- that a good enough discription?
Lord Phoenix (2:49 AM) :
all right
gtx570 (2:51 AM) :
lol
gtx570 (2:51 AM) :
you understand now?
Lord Phoenix (2:52 AM) :
it seems so ;
gtx570 (2:52 AM) :
lol, you should come visit america sometime
gtx570 (2:52 AM) :
im sure las vegas would blow you away.....
Lord Phoenix (2:53 AM) :
i will give you chance to meet so sweet girls ...
gtx570 (2:53 AM) :
there's this small town in Missouri, and theres this cheap ho name Giz. long story, but thats youre typical whore.
Lord Phoenix (2:54 AM) :
and we have a lot of masterpieces here
cathedral, old ancient buildings, Kremlin
gtx570 (2:54 AM) :
Cool, well we have New York and gigantic flying rats...oh and biscuits. We have lots of those.
gtx570 (2:56 AM) :
Yea...umm, here in chattanooga, we have an old McDonalds...yea..its umm...pretty old.
Lord Phoenix (2:56 AM) :
pray, add me to Contact list
gtx570 (2:56 AM) :
pray?
Lord Phoenix (2:56 AM) :
DO IT !!!!!!
gtx570 (2:57 AM) :
umm, that really makes me want to.
gtx570 (2:57 AM) :
what does pray mean?
gtx570 (2:57 AM) :
...i know what it means in...engli....ok, i missed something
gtx570 (2:57 AM) :
What kind of tv shows do you guys watch in Russia?
Lord Phoenix (2:58 AM) :
hmmmmm
it is old England style to ask about something
old fashioned
Lord Phoenix (2:59 AM) :
i see only CNN and read FT and Economist
Lord Phoenix (2:59 AM) :
sometimes BBC
gtx570 (2:59 AM) :
Here was have good quality programming, excellent programs such as Cops, South Park, and this new concept called Reality Shows....Elimidate..lol....if you know knew. And theres a typical American phrase you may hear once in a while....JERRY JERRY JERRY! ...when you hear that, id advise you to DUCK immediately, dont ask why, just duck. Im not sure if I spelled duck right...in that context. Oh well...like it translates right anyways.
Lord Phoenix (2:59 AM) :
also i like to see FoxKids especially about SpyDogs
gtx570 (2:59 AM) :
Fox? lol.
Lord Phoenix (2:59 AM) :
my girlfriend like FashionTV
gtx570 (3:00 AM) :
Here in America, the GOLF channel is a big hit. Ranks second to the Cooking Channel.
gtx570 (3:00 AM) :
lol...golf...no body likes golf.
Lord Phoenix (3:00 AM) :
i don't like TV, i like wide-screen cinema
gtx570 (3:00 AM) :
...yea, like movies right?
gtx570 (3:01 AM) :
what's the last movie you've seen?
Lord Phoenix (3:01 AM) :
eeeeeeeeeeeee
gtx570 (3:01 AM) :
That's a movie? lol....
Lord Phoenix (3:01 AM) :
i took part in last movie by myself
Lord Phoenix (3:01 AM) :
as star
gtx570 (3:01 AM) :
interesting, what movie?
Lord Phoenix (3:02 AM) :
movies name was "Forest Hunt"
Lord Phoenix (3:02 AM) :
i can tell you about .....
gtx570 (3:02 AM) :
sounds familiar.
Lord Phoenix (3:03 AM) :
one man returned from office through city park
AND WAS ATTACKED BY TWO DRUNCARDS WITH BIG DOG
gtx570 (3:03 AM) :
If the latest Charlies Angels movie ever makes it to Russia....dont waste your money. It sucks major mothball.
Lord Phoenix (3:03 AM) :
i have deep scares in my right arm still
Lord Phoenix (3:04 AM) :
it was very painfull show ;)
gtx570 (3:04 AM) :
sounds...action packed
Lord Phoenix (3:04 AM) :
i had to sue them and win court
gtx570 (3:04 AM) :
Well, I almost broke my thumb in karate class a couple of days ago. Dont ask how it happened....
gtx570 (3:04 AM) :
lol
Lord Phoenix (3:05 AM) :
what karate style /
Lord Phoenix (3:05 AM) :
?
gtx570 (3:05 AM) :
Tae Kwon Do
Lord Phoenix (3:05 AM) :
pretty cool style
gtx570 (3:05 AM) :
...until you almost get your thumb broken :) lol
gtx570 (3:07 AM) :
Hey, what is your name?
Lord Phoenix (3:07 AM) :
i have broken thumb(big finger ?) on my right leg
Lord Phoenix (3:07 AM) :
Michael
Lord Phoenix (3:07 AM) :
ADD ME TO CONTACT LIST
gtx570 (3:07 AM) :
Oh ok.
Lord Phoenix (3:07 AM) :
your ?
gtx570 (3:08 AM) :
Bob the Builder
gtx570 (3:08 AM) :
but I go by Designated Dave
gtx570 (3:08 AM) :
you ever meet someone that says their name is Randy the Painter, run. Fast.
Lord Phoenix (3:08 AM) :
it is so sophisticated for me
i will call you Boris if you don't mind
gtx570 (3:09 AM) :
I dont like the name Boris...is sounds like a pig.
gtx570 (3:09 AM) :
....hey.
gtx570 (3:10 AM) :
I think I heard that name in a James Bond movie once.
gtx570 (3:10 AM) :
Boris is ALWAYS a bad guy name.
Lord Phoenix (3:10 AM) :
right
gtx570 (3:10 AM) :
left
Lord Phoenix (3:10 AM) :
ok Bob ?
gtx570 (3:11 AM) :
Please, call me Bond, James Bond
Lord Phoenix (3:11 AM) :
all right , James
gtx570 (3:11 AM) :
....you know who James Bond is right?
Lord Phoenix (3:11 AM) :
spy /
gtx570 (3:11 AM) :
....cuz...
Lord Phoenix (3:11 AM) :
?
gtx570 (3:12 AM) :
oh. ok. well then...that kinda ruins my whole ..thing there.
gtx570 (3:12 AM) :
yea, hes a fictional character.
gtx570 (3:12 AM) :
....i lost track of what i was talking about...probably wasn't important anyways
gtx570 (3:12 AM) :
do you like pie?
gtx570 (3:14 AM) :
lol..where did I lose you?
Lord Phoenix (3:14 AM) :
i have to work a little bit
add me to contact list and see you later ?
gtx570 (3:16 AM) :
ok
Ok, that was the convo...I just copied it directly from the IM window. I would change the colors, and make it easier to read, but...well..that's a lot of work. And frankly, I just don't care enough about it to do anything else to it. - doubt that anyone will read it all anyways, except my usual blog visitors. But yea...its been...interesting.
** Update :: I just looked over the box. I selected all the text in that box and tried to make it all blue, but..I guess it decided on its own what it want to change to blue. So, Some things are blue, and some aren't....But, whatever, it doesn't make it impossible to read. Leave me comments on the tag board!!
Posted at 03:26 am by gtx570
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